freds_and_wills

Comment to this post and I'll tell you what Gilbo thinks of you. It may or may not involve liberal use of the word 'peon.'

Hey, Captain!

We're not going to just sit back and watch the Victoria II have all the fun, right? I want to get in on the boarding and kick some pirate ass!

Hah, well! That was something. Nobody actually died, though, so that's okay!

For the record: I'm pretty sure none of you would actually try to kill me! I'm obviously too amazing for that, ahahaha. None of you could land a hit on me anyway!

Anyway, these plane races! I'm incredibly pumped for them, because I know we're going to kick some serious ass! I would join if I were a pilot, but for now, you guys will just have to settle for hoping that some of my awesome will rub off on you.

...HAH.

I always knew you all were out to get me! I just never knew when you'd start!

Well, looks like I was justified in my paranoia! I'm prepared, and I'm going to kill you all! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HOLY SHIT! IS THIS FOR REAL!?

...WELL OBVIOUSLY BUT HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. SOMEONE'S GOING TO NEED AN ASS-KICKING.

AND DAMN, NOW I NEED A NEW JOURNAL, BECAUSE THE TEXT ISN'T WORKING AND THE SCREEN'S GOING ALL FUNNY FROM WHEN I SPAT TEA ALL OVER IT. FUCK.

Alright, gentlemen! We'll be heading off to get rid of that fear gas now, which we'll achieve by dumping it over the sky! This should be pretty easy, so of course it'll be a snoozefest, but hopefully it'll be over quickly, eh?

Intruders! Hah! Well, since the first mate appears as though he just might be incapacitated...

We're going to take them all down and make them wish they were never born! I don't know where these bastards are, but I guess they're armed. Still, they shouldn't be a problem, because we're the goddamn Fiertia!

So! Go ahead and try and kill them all, but save a few for me!

Well, I suppose it's nice to be back on the ground. You all know why?

It means that training's going to resume! Jogging! Three in the morning! Every day! And I'm not going to announce it! Any of you silly bastards who feel like sleeping in can go ahead. In fact, for my own entertainment, I encourage it! I'll laugh my ass off when you die five minutes into a fight!

How dare that bastard! I'd just bought all that beer, too!

...Well, if he ever crosses paths with me again, he'll feel my blade between his ribs. I'm going out for more beer. And it'll be better, hah!

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU BASTARDS! Thought you were going to have a happy Amicus with your little boyfriends and girlfriends, didn't you!? You're all obviously too weak to live lives on your own, like me! However, it doesn't matter, because, I'm here to crush those dreams!

We've been hired for a job; namely, to stop some dumbasses who've been stirring shit up! They've been stealing flowers from local florists and they wrecked the Tunnel of Love at the carnival, as well as some other attractions! Apparently, they delivered a message at the carnival about denouncing the evils of happiness and love and trying to destroy them. I'd normally support that, but hey, a job is a job!

So, what we're dealing with is a duo of a man and a woman! The man has silver hair and the woman has red hair and... apparently this person expects these things to be the only things we can go on! What an idiot! Anyway, we're going to split up and scour the city for them, and when we find them, we'll kick their asses! I expect regular reports on what's going on so I can get in on the action!

((OOC: ALRIGHT SO. This plot is mostly going to be done over the journals. Characters are to report where they are and what they're doing, and other characters can comment on that. You can add some action, provided you only describe the sounds produced by the actions and not the actions themselves. This has been done ingame before; here is an example where Ffamran infiltrated Draklor while keeping in contact with von Karma via the journals. You can respond to this post, but try to make a few posts of your own so we can spread the action out a little.))

[this is posted at 3:00 A.M. And is very loud.]

GOOD MORNING, YOU BASTARDS! I've noticed a serious lack of actual physical training going on around here, which I find positively discouraging! I want to see any enemies we come across begging for their lives, not laughing at all of you until the captain or I come onto the scene!

Therefore, I am going to go jogging in ten minutes! Are any of you girls man enough to come with me?